Jareducation

What’s really sad is it never got weird enough for me. . . Lazlo and Nixon are both gone now, but I don’t think I’m going to believe that ’til I can gnaw on their skulls with my very own teeth. . . If they’re out there, I’m going to find them, and I’m going to gnaw on their skulls. Because it still hasn’t gotten weird enough for me. - Hunter S. Thompson

About Me

Personal Paradoxes

I am a man
who knows nothing
and thinks he knows everything.

I am
an observant blind man,
a wise fool,
an apathetic passionate,
a lively stagnate,
a restless stillborn,
a profound superficial,
an athletic klutz,
a brilliant nincompoop,
a boring charmer,
a natural freak,
a lonely socialite,
a selfish socialist,
a timid revolutionary,
a quiet prophet,
an anxious Buddhist,
a lazy hard worker,
an obedient anarchist,
a wordless poet,
a mute songbird,
an honest liar,
a humble arrogant,
a gentle bully,
a laid-back anal-retentive,
a soft-spoken screamer,
a shy extrovert,
a caring hater,
a lucid stoner,
an educated idiot,
a well-read illiterate,
a religious atheist,
a wasteful environmentalist,
an ugly model,
a city slicker country bumpkin,
a gringo beaner,
a land-locked sailor,
a frightful adventurer,
an uncool cat,
a mission-less missionary,
a deviant straight-edge,
a militant pacifist,
a compliant contrarian,
a somebody-nobody.

About

Jared Marchildon aspires to be a foreign correspondent. He produces radio news stories for KPFA 94.1 in Berkeley. Taking photographs removes him from this world and gives him a third eye. He has a problem with buying books, cooks rabidly, and replaced his car with a road bike. You can reach him at: jared@jareducation.com.

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